queennubian: westendblues: White girls and boxbraids will never prosper
k-i-t-a-i: starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it i can almost hear yahoo regretting their investment
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
petparent: I’ll trade you 3 potatoes and a goat to date me
criggga: meowmagicianpia: The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage. I stay in this stage
chaosghost: stoleyourgirlfriendand: perrydaplatypus404: “Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—” “This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—” “IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—” “OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—” “OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—” “BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN...
itsasecretbitches: shehlovee: Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it. this times a...
superwhowhedonfighter: you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days
Shiiiiiid…– African American Proverb. An exaggerated form of the word “shit”. (via blackproverbs)
puking: life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking